Okay here's my ish. One of my huge pet peeves in this world are hallways. Not because of the actual structure but rather the beings that occupy the said hall.
It's like... It seems as if groups of friends seem to feel, I dunno... safer? Better at least, to stand in a large circle in the hallway. See, I don't know about these people... but see, there's really only two places that I'm interested in standing at school. By my locker, and in this place called a CLASSROOM. GASP.
But, with these people standing in their sacred circle, it seems that any chance of me getting to my destination is diminished. So you stand there and wait. And wait. Clear your throat. And wait. Then finally, carefully and oh-so-smoothly, slam your shoulder into the closest circle-maker and charge through. 'Tis the only way.
Oh, and while I'm at it. Another hall peeve that I have are those people that walk really. Really. REALLY slowly. It's like JESUS. THIS IS NOT A FUNERAL. OR A WEDDING FOR THAT MATTER. (Which, might I point out, both have the same pacing while walking. Coincidence? I think not)
So for all you Circle Slow Walkers. Just know. You bug me.
Kind of a lot.
Shiverme timbers and all that,
Sophia The Great
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